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The Execution of All Things
tales of a clockgirl gone horribly wrong
Created on 2003-09-04 19:41:28 (#1304172), last updated 2009-01-01
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Basic Info| Name: | Ems |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 1987-09-04 |
| Location: | Frederick, Maryland, United States |
| Website: | The New, Improved Unpalatable Prose |
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"Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature." (Robbins, 19)
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accordions, aesthetics, artfuck films, atp, banjos, bawls energy drink, beauty pageants, bed, being horrible, bit o'the old in-out, bottles, caf singing, carl sandburg, cartoon heroes, cloves, comedies, dance epidemic, dangerous nan mcgrew, dictionopolis, dissatisfaction, don quixote, dramaturgy, eschewing liberalism, fairy tales, fake news, fiddles, flash fiction, francesca lia block, funks, georgemcgovern and the sovietnavy, growling, highballs, histories, holocausts, horns, hot club of cowtown, hot dogs, humor, insanity, jason webley, jazz, kicking icicles, kingdom of loathing, knox, lairs, lon otto, love's labor's lost, mary prankster, mercyfuck, nat shermans, nesting, nursery crimes, oedipal conflicts, omicron omicron omicron, packaging, pandora, penny and the gangbangers, philly cheese steak, poetic prose, popsongs, prototype, psychosexual hierarchies, radio, research, road bliss, robots, sergeants-at-arms, sexology, sigma nu, stand-up bass, stand-up comedy, strings, superhero mythology, surf punk, surprise kisses, swing, television, the buckskin whincher, the grotto, threadless, tom robbins, tragedies, tshirts, twee, typography, unpalatable prose, vikings, washington d.c., wolves(angry ones!), woodley park-zoo, writing in the snow, wvkc, yerba mate, young adult fiction
External Services:
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 | a foolish wit |  |
 | super pretzels | |
Schools:
Urbana Elementary School - Frederick, MD (1995 - 1999)Ballenger Creek Middle School - Frederick, MD (1999 - 2001)
Frederick High School - Frederick, MD (2001 - 2005)
Knox College - Galesburg, IL (2005 - present)
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